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We have found The Funniest and Amusing Quotes to wish you a Very Happy Birthday! Selecting the funniest Quotes to wish you a happy birthday (Specifically when you are old) can be a Marvelous alternative to the Typical.

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100+ Funny Birthday Wishes

• “On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!”

• “You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.”

• “In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!”

• “What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday!”

• “Happy Birthday, my friend. I’m feeling nostalgic, so let’s relive our “glory days” go out and inflict further damage to our livers, shall we? We’re still young aren’t we, my friend? Now, get your orthopedic shoes on and let’s dance!”

• “It’s better to live a life that is short, but memorable than to live for a thousand years. Yet, the way your life has been progressing, you seem to be going for both! Happy birthday my friend!”

• “They say that the older you get, the smarter you become. Yet, we still keep on doing the same stupid things we were doing as kids. So I guess we are the exception to that rule. Happy birthday, pal!”

• “In this short lifespan we have, time runs out faster than a birthday cake on a candy lovers birthday. So you have to make sure to enjoy whatever little there is of it left! Happy birthday!”

• “You know you are getting old when your lungs are not strong enough to blow all of your birthday candles! Happy birthday!”

• “If walking up the stairs to your apartment tonight seems tiring, then you know that this birthday is the sign that you are getting old. Happy birthday!”

• “If reading this message required you to go fetch your glasses, then I have sad news for you. You are old! Happy birthday!”

• “Thank god you were good at math when you were young! Because you are going to need amazing addition skills to calculate your age now! Happy birthday!”

• “You should probably enjoy this year’s birthday cake. It may actually be the last one you eat with your own teeth! Happy birthday!”

• “Don’t consider the fact you are getting old a bad thing. I mean, how many people have you met that can beat you up with their own walking stick if you insult them? If anything, you’re just cooler than ever before! Happy birthday!”

• “I promise not to tell anyone how old you are this year. Since we grew up together, doing that would give away my age, too.”

• “Happy Birthday, Bestie! This year let’s commit to losing 20 pounds — AFTER the cake, of course!”

• “Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you. You look like a bestie, and you act like one too!”

• “Roses are red, oceans are blue, let’s do a best friend trip — Caribbean will do!”

• “You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!”

• “For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?”

• “I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.”

• “Like good wine, you get better with the years.”

• “I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”

• “Celebrate, or simply take the time for yourself. It is your day, so make the most of it in any way you like. Happy Birthday!”

• “May today be the happiest day of your life, and may tomorrow be even happier than today!”

• “The key to staying young is a complete and total denial of the aging process. Besides, if YOU’RE getting older, I must be getting older too, and THAT ain’t happenin’ sister-friend! (Happy Birthday)”

• “My life is experiencing a serious dearth in FUN these days. What say we paint the town for your birthday? Yup, that’s us — two friends partying the night away with the “A-listers” for your birthday! (Let’s at least do PJ’s and a movie).”

• “People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.”

• “Remember when one of us had a birthday and we’d party like rock stars? Me neither. Just in case, I’ve talked to your other friends, and they’ve agreed NOT to post your birthday party online. I’ve made no such promise.”

• “Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, so live it to the fullest!”

• “Did you really think that I forgot about a day as special as your birthday? I wholeheartedly send this birthday message and I assure you of my everlasting friendship!”

• “Do you know someone I should send a Happy Birthday message to, an anniversary or anything like that? If you do know of some parties, let me know, because I have not eaten cake lately and my blood sugar level is starting to drop!”

• “I wish you that every year the number of candles decreases, while the number of parties, cakes and Happy Birthday wishes grows!”

• “Some people make the world more beautiful just because they are part of it. Happy Birthday!”

• “You are such a heart-warming, polite, honest, witty and unique person in this world. Receive my best wishes on your birthday and these little white lies.”

• “This message does not contain fat, cholesterol or additives. It is entirely natural, but it contains much more sugar. However, it could never be nearly as sweet as the person who reads it. Smile and Happy Birthday!”

• “I wanted to put candles on the cake, but it is hard to put that many on it and I ran out of space. Happy Birthday to my favorite person!”

• “Special people are rare … I am so lucky I met you! Happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart!”

• “May you have a healthy year, and because you do not have heat in your house, I wish you a warm Happy Birthday!”

• “Have a fabulous day today, and remember: you cannot have sex just yet; you will need the energy to blow off your candles.”

• “I looked all over for some classy messages, but sadly I turned up with nothing. I guess they know you too well.”

• “Happy birthday from friends and family. What? You were expecting something else!”

• “You’re how old? Na, that can’t be right. You look too good!”

• “I got you a male stripper, but he can’t come over because he just won’t leave my house.”

• “You are how old? No, that doesn’t seem right…are not you older!”

• “I picked out your coffin on the way here.”

• “Isn’t it time you bought the depends now!”

• “You look good for your age….how much did you pay Satan!”

• “Happy Special birthday. I guess now we don’t look like twins anymore. I look better!”

• “God, you are old. Oh well, Happy Birthday”

• “Don’t worry, my friend…you’re not old until you hear your Dad’s voice coming out of your mouth. Seriously, stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about. Now, eat your birthday cake — there are starving children in China!”

• “Birthdays are a time of family and friends. Maybe you’ll get some next year.”

• “I wanted to invite your friends this year, but then I realized they are all mine. Happy B-day anyway.”

• “Wishing you a special day from your family. We will buy you something next year.”

• “We wanted to buy you something this year, but our budget wouldn’t allow it. So this card will have to do.”

• “Turn the card over and you will find your gift…..sucker!”

• “Birthdays are a time of togetherness. Don’t worry you won’t find that here!”

• “I hate to tell you this, but your wheelchair will arrive tomorrow. Happy B-day from your friends and family.”

• “I got you the ultimate gift…, unfortunately, fell down the hole down with it.”

• “Your relatives are all here to wish you a great celebration. I ordered them from Japan, but they are still here.”

• “You bypassed by birthday last year, so my present to you is the same in return.”

• “I was going to get you a good-looking guy fro your birthday, but unfortunately, your neighbor won’t leave his wife.”

• “Best wishes on your day, better you than me.”

• ” How about I just give you cash and we call it even?”

• “I just re-wrapped the gift you got me last year…I hope you don’t mind.”

• “What do you get the one person who has everything? How about a personality?!”

• “I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that you look good for your age. That’s what your relatives are for.”

• “Wishes come and go, but age sticks with you!”

• “I know you want to turn back the clock. But with the number of years on you, I feel that is not a possibility.”

• “Your age should be in the Book of Records. And you thought you wouldn’t amount to anything.”

• “This is a time of sentiment and emotion. Screw that! Let’s party boy!”

• “Can’t tell you how cute you’ll look with all that cake on your face.”

• “It’s not a prank believe me that box only has a birthday cake.”

• “I hope you keep smiling till you have teeth.”

• “It’s true that you look like a duck but today I see a swan.”

• “I hope you forgive me for eating your lunch, I couldn’t stop myself, after all, it was your birthday cake.”

• ” I promise I’ll be a good boy until I get your birthday treat.”

• ” Come on show me your smile, you still look young to me.”

• ” You can open your eyes; you will only find birthday candles on fire. Look behind you there is your gift, I was joking just wanted to give you birthday bombs.”

• “Lest sing and dance, we can bare your voice today after all it’s your birthday.”

• “You look so like my old grandma; just kidding she has more teeth.”

•  “If I could fulfill any of your wishes then it would be a new car for me.”

• ” I heard it’s your birthday, then where is the treat, many happy returns of the day dumbo.”

•  “I love when you try, it always makes me feel that I am not the only in blunder.”

• “It took me an hour to write this poem for you, my Internet was out of speed.”

• “No matter how hard I try you’ll always be by my side maybe coz you’re a stalker.”

• “If I could buy this world I would have for you, you know its not true many happy returns of the day!”

• “There were a king and a queen who were nothing close to you.”

• “Let’s not worry let’s not cry, the troublemaker is in the spotlights tonight.”

• ” You know that don’t you’re my most favorite but only after candies.”

• ” I love you best friend, I love when you by me candies, stickers, and rides.”

• “I saw you last night; you were looking for the gifts, which were never there.”

•  “You look so cute in that cap just like my old uncle Groot, just joking happy birthday love.”

• “No one will laugh coz it’s her birthday.”

• ” You know you look like an angel in this dress, who has come straight from the land of telitobies, just kidding you look wonderful love happy birthday.”

• “Shit another year of your jokes, may God bless those jokes.”

• “Chill you still look younger than my grandmother.”

• “I know it sounds funny but still it’s your birthday so happy birthday pal.”

• “Birthdays are like wine the more you have them the more you turn crazy.”

• ” Are you kidding it cant be your birthday, you look so lame, happy birthday sugar.”

• ” I’m sorry I ate your birthday cake, just wanted you to have a sugar free year ahead.”

• “You know I love you, but I love your gifts more, by the way, happy birthday.”

• ” Smile sunshine, it’s your birthday, ready for the treat if not then good night. This day an angel came on earth, yes right it’s our dog, Lucy.”

• ” Can you see the clock it’s your birthday?”

• ” I dint ate for 3 days; coz today is my best friends birthday.”

• ” You know what’s inside this birthday gift, lots of air coz my love is in the air.”

• ” I loved you once, ill love you twice and until you show your kitten smile.”

• “I hope you get the best fish in the sea for your dinner.”

• ” I’ll never tell anyone, that you love dragon ball z only if you feed me with your cake.”

• ” I saved you the last slice of cake, thought Bruno licked it once.”

• ” I wish I could full fill all your wish, especially those which would benefit me.”

• “Hope you live another 100 years so that you can finally beat me at something!”

• “It would take the world another 100 years to find someone as noisy as you, so you have to keep it up till then!”

• “Be happy everyone! This is the anniversary of when most people said beautiful to an ugly baby!”

• “Unfortunately for the Earth, you can not be recycled for at least another 100 years!”

• “As we grow older, we grow wings they say. Now I understand what they really mean. It is the sag in our arms! Let’s see who has bigger wings next year. Best Birthday!”

• “I wish you happiness, health, wealth, love and all the things that won’t take a dollar out of my pocket. Wonderful birthday!”

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• “Happy Bday to my green young man who has still 100 years left to mature into something!”

• “Hope to get to see your silly movements and funny faces for another 100 years!”

• “This is the anniversary of when the Earth was blighted by a curse for the 100 years to come!”

• “Since hell is reserved for these 100 years, we have to keep you here during this time!”

• “Wonderful Birthday to the person that makes the Earth tremble with his laughter!”

• “Don’t worry mom. No matter how you look, my friends will tell me you look young for your age. They are awesome like that! Best Birthday! I love you no matter how much the digits.”

• “Happy Birthday! With so many candles you have on your cake, we can now start a barbeque!”

Though, We are here to send the funniest Birthday messages to all the nation who turn years? There are a collection of the Best happy birthday and the funniest wishes, Images to give a Memorable nation to want them to live this day with happy and Beautiful smile, Memes.

We have found The Funniest and Amusing Quotes to wish you a Very Happy Birthday! Selecting the funniest Quotes to wish you a happy birthday (Specifically when you are old) can be a Marvelous alternative to the Typical.

‘Happy Birthday’ Warm Mom, Dad, Husband, Wife, Sister, Daughter, Brother, Son, Colleague, Friend, Selecting a Very Funny Wishes or Meme shill put a Smile on the Nation who Celebrates his/Her Birthday.

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Funny & Hilarious Happy Birthday Wishes

• “Happy birthday. It’s wonderful to be young, beautiful and full of energy. Do you remember those times? Best wishes!”
• “Do not take it so tragically – the first hundred years are the hardest! Happy Birthday!”
• “I tell you on this day you do not have to be afraid of getting older. Luckily you can color gray hair again.”
• “Although it is obvious to age, however, it is optional to grow. Happy birthday!”
• “To celebrate your birthday I would have thought of a cruise in the Caribbean. Would you mind watering plants during my absence? Happy birthday!”
• “For your birthday I wanted to give you something fascinating and fun, but then I remembered that you already have me in your life. Best wishes!”
• “Listen, I hate to be the one to tell you, but you have to learn to control the habit of celebrating birthdays. It is scientifically proven that too many birthdays kill. So, take a break.”
• “There is a very intelligent, rich, beautiful and famous person who was born today. Too bad it’s not you. Happy Birthday to you too!”
• “Blow all the candles on your cake, now that you can still count them. Happy Birthday! “
• “So many candles on a cake that’s too small … but do not worry, I called the reinforcements … the firemen are out waiting only for a gesture! Happy birthday!”
• “Do you think you’re special because today is your birthday? This is a total absurdity … you are special every day! Happy Birthday!”
• “Birthdays are good for your health! Scientific studies have shown that people who celebrate more birthdays live longer … Best wishes!”
• “Can you blow off all the candles or should I call the firemen? Happy birthday!”
• “I would like to wish you all of your dreams come true, but I fear that if they come true, I would have nothing else to wish you next year.”
• “Just imagine the things you’d like to hear for your birthday and pretend I told you. Happy birthday!”
• “If you’re going to celebrate your birthday doing unspeakable things you may regret the next morning, call me! Happy birthday!”
• “It’s normal to become quieter with age … it’s not easy to talk while holding your stomach! Best wishes!”
• “The best way to stay young … is lying about age. Happy Birthday!”
• “Do not take it… At least you’re not as old as you’ll be next year! Happy Birthday!”
• “I thought I would give you a nice fan, you know how old you are, it becomes a bit difficult to blow off all those candles. Happy Birthday!”
• “For your birthday I would like all your dreams to come true … especially those tall, blond and muscular! Happy birthday!”
• “At this point in your life, you should think of a new beginning. It’s time to start and lie when your age asks you. Happy birthday!”
• “It seems that wisdom comes with age … See? You still do not have the signs of old age! Happy birthday!”
• “Congratulations! You are one more year near to death! Happy Birthday!”
• “I looked for famous quotations, I thought of phrases to effect, I even tried to compose some verses, but I did not find anything suitable for your umpteenth birthday: be happy with the wishes. Happy birthday!”
• “I wanted to give you a gift as big as the number of years that you accomplish but then I would have revealed to everyone your true age so, for now, be happy with a warm affectionate happy birthday!”
• “You should be proud of your age: this year you are wiser, smarter and closer to senior discounts in museums. Happy birthday!”
• “I will not give you my best wishes for not remembering that you are now old, bald and full of wrinkles … but I will give you a very strong hug so as not to make you forget the special person you are! Happy birthday!”
• “Do you remember when we had that fire inside? We still have it. Only now we call it gastritis. Happy birthday!”
• “Time is just a convention invented by men to make women angry. Happy birthday!”
• “Do you know what your problem is? The more you grow older and the more you make me crazy! Now that I think about it, it’s my problem too! Happy birthday!”
• “Happy birthday! You have a wonderful life, an excellent appearance, and iron health. How could a simple gift compete with all this?”
• “Although I will not be present at your party, let nobody dare touch my slice of cake. Happy birthday!
• “To toast to your health I ruined my … Happy birthday!”
• “Instead of buying a birthday present, this year I decided to make a donation for the needy … and I really need to redo the wardrobe! Happy birthday!”
• “It’s nice to celebrate with a wise person like you, too mature and give deep importance to such superficial and material things … like gifts! Happy birthday!”
• “The pension is approaching! Happy birthday!”
• “Tonight you’ll be able to dance all night … Oh yes, it’s true, you’re older, good so you’ll be able to watch others dance all night … Oh yes, it’s true you still [ age], so just try to stay awake, it will be good! Happy Birthday !”
• “Today is a special day and a beautiful angel will whisper a “happy birthday” to you. Do not worry, I’ll call you later to whisper it to you.”
• “I have nothing to say. I’m right here for the cake.”
• “A person like you is too important for me to offer a simple birthday card! That’s why you can keep the envelope too!”
• “For a few moments, I thought you did not have a birthday cake. Only after I realized that he was hidden under these tons of candles! Happy Birthday!”
• “Do you know how many people are celebrating their birthday today? At least 16,000,000! Well, you must feel flattered that I’ve chosen your party among all the others! Happy Birthday!”
• “Ah la, it’s so nice to be healthy, young and full of vitality! Do you remember that period?”
• “Some say that time is a healer! Too bad he is not a beautician! Happy Birthday!”
• “Your white hair worries you! Do not think about it anymore. In a few years, you will not have them anymore. Be patient! Happy Birthday!”
• “I wanted to write you a poem for your birthday but unfortunately I did not find any word that rhymed with “old debris” … so I wish you a happy birthday simply!”
• “According to my calendar, it is the birthday of someone important today … but I can not know who it is! Could you help me?”
• “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once”
•  “I am totally surprised that you are already 30 years old. You look much younger, I think – maximum like 29 1/2. Happy Birthday!”
• “If someone calls you old, hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!”
• “In the kitchen? On the desk? In front of the fireplace? At your age, it is a great achievement to remember where the car key is! Happy Birthday!”
•  “Happy Birthday. You’ve arrived in the metal age: gold teeth, silver hair and lead in your feet. What more do you want?!”
• “All the glaciers of the north pole are melting visibly! Have you already turned on all the candles on the cake?”
• “For each passing year, the trees form a new ring by adding fabric around the circumference … does it remind you of something? Happy birthday … and do not eat too much cake!”
• “Oooops !! I forgot to give you a nice fan, you know, at your age, turn off all those candles is becoming … challenging! Happy birthday!”